Random Bits of Randomness

daedragoddess:

repeat after me

if a bi, pan, or asexual person dates someone of the opposite gender

IT DOES NOT MEAN THEY ARE STRAIGHT

Some Experimental Writing on Some of My Comic Book Characters — Let Me Know What You Think

alifeofrandomness:

(Jill Andersen and Ramon Gutierrez are hanging out at a bar somewhere near the Inner Harbor in Baltimore, blowing off steam after a long day at work. The crowd is sparse – it’s Thursday – with a couple bikers playing pool while the rest of the customers are watching the Orioles game on the TVs scattered throughout.)

Ramon’s good people.

We both came into the force last year – I beat him here by about three months. He’s a West Coast kid, still hasn’t figured out Baltimore’s little charms – like why I enjoy crab meat on my french fries.

But there is one thing we have in common…

Ramon: (gesturing at the TV behind the bar) Come on! That’s such a bullshit call!

Well, two: beer and a deep-seeded hatred of the New York Yankees.

Jill: So…what’s the scoop in HR?

Ramon: McDermott in Narcotics thinks we’re boning.

Okaaaay…time for another beer.

Jill: Well, Rich never was known for being a great detective.

Ramon: Especially since he met Jorge last week!

Ramon and Jorge met when they were undergrads at UCLA. They’re freaking adorable together, and they’re set to get married this summer. I’ve been named Ramon’s Best Man. Or Best Woman. Whatever.

Hell, I don’t even need a fancy title. All that matters is I got his back, like always.

Ramon: (whispering while covering his mouth with his hand) Don’t get me wrong, you’re quite fetching in that black leather getup you got goin’ on. Just…my heart and my loins belong to another.

Jill: (almost does a spit-take with her beer) Did you seriously just use the word “loins?”

Ramon is the only person who knows my secret. I didn’t even want him to find out, but thankfully for our sakes, he’s kept his mouth shut. Even when Richards or one of the higher-ups at the precinct tries to pressure him into giving them info they’re somehow convinced he has, he hasn’t let me down.

Best part? Once the initial shock faded, he never judged. He has this knack for knowing when not to pry with me. After years in the military and the academy – where male prying seemed to be an hourly ritual – it’s nice being able to trust someone to back off when necessary.

Jill: Well, my heart belongs to no one right now. (finishes off her beer before gesturing to the bartender for another) And my… (air-quotes) loins are permanently off-limits.

Ramon: (smiles and raises a toast) I’ll drink to that.

Reblogging myself in case y’all missed this last night.

I will never get over the fact that DC once created a character specifically to prove Batman wasn’t gay, and that character is now an open lesbian.
Some Experimental Writing on Some of My Comic Book Characters — Let Me Know What You Think

(Jill Andersen and Ramon Gutierrez are hanging out at a bar somewhere near the Inner Harbor in Baltimore, blowing off steam after a long day at work. The crowd is sparse – it’s Thursday – with a couple bikers playing pool while the rest of the customers are watching the Orioles game on the TVs scattered throughout.)

Ramon’s good people.

We both came into the force last year – I beat him here by about three months. He’s a West Coast kid, still hasn’t figured out Baltimore’s little charms – like why I enjoy crab meat on my french fries.

But there is one thing we have in common…

Ramon: (gesturing at the TV behind the bar) Come on! That’s such a bullshit call!

Well, two: beer and a deep-seeded hatred of the New York Yankees.

Jill: So…what’s the scoop in HR?

Ramon: McDermott in Narcotics thinks we’re boning.

Okaaaay…time for another beer.

Jill: Well, Rich never was known for being a great detective.

Ramon: Especially since he met Jorge last week!

Ramon and Jorge met when they were undergrads at UCLA. They’re freaking adorable together, and they’re set to get married this summer. I’ve been named Ramon’s Best Man. Or Best Woman. Whatever.

Hell, I don’t even need a fancy title. All that matters is I got his back, like always.

Ramon: (whispering while covering his mouth with his hand) Don’t get me wrong, you’re quite fetching in that black leather getup you got goin’ on. Just…my heart and my loins belong to another.

Jill: (almost does a spit-take with her beer) Did you seriously just use the word “loins?”

Ramon is the only person who knows my secret. I didn’t even want him to find out, but thankfully for our sakes, he’s kept his mouth shut. Even when Richards or one of the higher-ups at the precinct tries to pressure him into giving them info they’re somehow convinced he has, he hasn’t let me down.

Best part? Once the initial shock faded, he never judged. He has this knack for knowing when not to pry with me. After years in the military and the academy – where male prying seemed to be an hourly ritual – it’s nice being able to trust someone to back off when necessary.

Jill: Well, my heart belongs to no one right now. (finishes off her beer before gesturing to the bartender for another) And my… (air-quotes) loins are permanently off-limits.

Ramon: (smiles and raises a toast) I’ll drink to that.

Your dash has been signed by the Avengers and members of S.H.I.E.L.D

thetomhiddlestoneffect:

smaugwithablog:

c-aptainsteverogers:

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Bruce Banner/Hulk

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Clint Barton/Hawkeye

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Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow

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Steve Rogers/Captain America

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Thor Odinson

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Tony Stark/Iron Man

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Agent Phil Coulson

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Loki Laufeyson

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Pepper Potts

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Nick Fury

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Maria Hill

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The cast of the Avengers signed this card as if they were the characters :)

In which the cast is totally secretly their characters

Is it me or does it seem like even the style of their handwriting matches the characters?

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99.9 percent of the time, Marvel’s casting has been on-point.

Hey guys i’m writing a speech on being a “nerd” for my english class

brightcastiel:

could you do me a huge favor and reblog this if you have ever been teased or laughed for liking a TV show, book, or movie? 

I find myself less and less enamored these days with the thought of a long-term relationship and, eventually, kids. But I wonder — am I really souring on those ideas, or is it just a defense mechanism since I remain unconvinced of my long-term romantic prospects?

Buffy Meme - (7/7) Quotes

radagaast:

the thing about the fault in our stars trailer is that when augustus’ dialogue from the book is actually said out loud by an actual person you begin to realize that he sounds like a complete douchelord

Reason #47 why, when writing, I always say my dialogue out loud.

Also, Reason #781 why I try not to be a douchelord.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer | Out of Mind, Out of Sight
     I can be surrounded by people and be completely alone. It’s not like any of them really know me. I don’t even know if they like me half the time. People just want to be in a popular zone. Sometimes when I talk, everyone’s so busy agreeing with me, they don’t hear a word I say.”

I have this feeling the Initiative would’ve gone over better if, at some point, they had referenced back to this episode somehow.