Random Bits of Randomness

promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

Reblog if you will answer LITERALLY ANY anon questions.

thoughtvomette:


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BRING IT ON

Bring it. 

Am I weird for wanting to hear the Foo Fighters themselves sing this?

alifeofrandomness:

carnivorecam:

Deer runs from flying squirrel (caught on trail camera) 

Looks like Rocky finally had enough of Bullwinkle’s shit.

UPDATE: I just remembered that Bullwinkle is a moose, not a deer. So this joke really doesn’t work. In the immortal words of the “governor” of Texas…
Oops.

alifeofrandomness:

carnivorecam:

Deer runs from flying squirrel (caught on trail camera) 

Looks like Rocky finally had enough of Bullwinkle’s shit.

UPDATE: I just remembered that Bullwinkle is a moose, not a deer. So this joke really doesn’t work. In the immortal words of the “governor” of Texas…

Oops.

carnivorecam:

Deer runs from flying squirrel (caught on trail camera) 

Looks like Rocky finally had enough of Bullwinkle’s shit.

carnivorecam:

Deer runs from flying squirrel (caught on trail camera) 

Looks like Rocky finally had enough of Bullwinkle’s shit.

xcuteikinz:

gryffindorgeek7777:

mad-piper-with-a-box:

thetomska:

giddytf2:

the-last-teabender:

Robin Thicke is unapologetic about how rapey ‘Blurred Lines’ is, meanwhile the dude who parodied it issues a public apology for one word.

And that is just one reason why I love Weird Al.

It’s great that he’s addressed this but are we really supposed to believe that NO ONE during the extremely lengthy processes of writing a song, recording it, mastering it and animating the music video wouldn’t have brought it up?

Excuse me but how the hell is spastic even remotely insulting?

So I just recently learned that in the UK calling someone spastic means the same thing as calling someone retarded, only much worse.
If it makes people in the UK feel any better, people in the US literally do not know this (like literally no one I have ever met and/or know). Here being spastic is usually meant to mean something along the lines of acting like a hyper-active child (like running around in circles yelling just because they feel like it please be quiet for just 2 minutes type of child). NOBODY here uses it as a slur.
Since Weird Al is a US musician and the US music industry is pretty non-international, yeah actually I think its entirely possible that none of the people who worked on this song actually knew that spastic was considered an awful slur in some parts of the world.
And I’m like 99.9999% sure that Weird Al is genuinely very sorry that he was accidentally offensive.

^^^^^

I did not know this.
Also: apology done right.

xcuteikinz:

gryffindorgeek7777:

mad-piper-with-a-box:

thetomska:

giddytf2:

the-last-teabender:

Robin Thicke is unapologetic about how rapey ‘Blurred Lines’ is, meanwhile the dude who parodied it issues a public apology for one word.

And that is just one reason why I love Weird Al.

It’s great that he’s addressed this but are we really supposed to believe that NO ONE during the extremely lengthy processes of writing a song, recording it, mastering it and animating the music video wouldn’t have brought it up?

Excuse me but how the hell is spastic even remotely insulting?

So I just recently learned that in the UK calling someone spastic means the same thing as calling someone retarded, only much worse.

If it makes people in the UK feel any better, people in the US literally do not know this (like literally no one I have ever met and/or know). Here being spastic is usually meant to mean something along the lines of acting like a hyper-active child (like running around in circles yelling just because they feel like it please be quiet for just 2 minutes type of child). NOBODY here uses it as a slur.

Since Weird Al is a US musician and the US music industry is pretty non-international, yeah actually I think its entirely possible that none of the people who worked on this song actually knew that spastic was considered an awful slur in some parts of the world.

And I’m like 99.9999% sure that Weird Al is genuinely very sorry that he was accidentally offensive.

^^^^^

I did not know this.

Also: apology done right.

Reblog if you think your voice is unattractive.
39, 19, and 41!

19: A fact about your personality

Most of the time, I’m very quiet and reserved; I’m just as likely to sit back and observe a conversation or something than to actively engage in it (unless I’m in a scenario where I’m really comfortable). I rattle easily, though, and I constantly second-guess myself.

39: My favorite ice cream flavor

Orange and creme.

41: Where I want to be right now

If this were yesterday, I’d say SDCC. I don’t really have a deep, mind-blowing answer here; I’m not really pining for any place at the moment. More often than not, I’m pretty content just lounging about at home. That said…I went to St. Thomas a few years ago on a work trip, and I would really like to go back.

2, 11, 21 :)

2: Shoe size

I’m a men’s 9…9D, if we’re talking cowboy boots (of which I have three pairs).

11: Best friend?

I actually call her my sister; I met Kat waaaaay back when we were in sixth grade, and we’ve been close ever since — even if life keeps us from speaking to each other for years to a time, we always re-connect and it’s like we never miss a beat. We’ve been through just about everything together, and I’m incredibly fortunate that she’s still such an important part of my life as I approach 33.

21: What I love most about myself

Not that long ago, I wouldn’t have had an answer for this (unless “nothing” counts as an answer). Right now, I think it’s my art/writing; for so long, my drawing and my writing were essential to my life and who I was — and frankly, the years where I fell out those habits were pretty miserable. I’m glad I’ve gotten back into making comics; they’re improved my outlook on life greatly, and I get a confidence boost whenever I accomplish a task. It makes me wonder why I ever stopped in the first place.

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0: Height
1: Virgin?
2: Shoe size
3: Do you smoke?
4: Do you drink?
5: Do you take drugs?
6: Age you get mistaken for
7: Have tattoos?
8: Want any tattoos?
9: Got any piercings?
10: Want any piercings?
11: Best friend?
12: Relationship status
13: Biggest turn ons
14: Biggest turn offs
15: Favorite movie
16: I’ll love you if
17: Someone you miss
18: Most traumatic experience
19: A fact about your personality
20: What I hate most about myself
21: What I love most about myself
22: What I want to be when I get older
23: My relationship with my sibling(s)
24: My relationship with my parent(s)
25: My idea of a perfect date
26: My biggest pet peeves
27: A description of the girl/boy I like
28: A description of the person I dislike the most
29: A reason I’ve lied to a friend
30: What I hate the most about work/school
31: What your last text message says
32: What words upset me the most
33: What words make me feel the best about myself
34: What I find attractive in women
35: What I find attractive in men
36: Where I would like to live
37: One of my insecurities
38: My childhood career choice
39: My favorite ice cream flavor
40: Who wish I could be
41: Where I want to be right now
42: The last thing I ate
43: Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately
44: A random fact about anything
45. Selfie